At the Shamrock, Pittsburgh’s North Side

Old Lady Bartender: “You shouldn’t have put that money in the jukebox.”

Me: “Oh.”

OLB: “We don’t play music in here on Monday nights.”

M: “Oh.”

OLB: “We turn on the tv for Monday Night Football.”

M: “Oh.”

OLB: “I can turn it on, but I’ll turn it down so low you won’t hear it.”

M: “Oh.”

OLB: ……

M: “Can I have my dollar back?”

OLB: “No.”